"I’m going to break it down for you
guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk
Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk
Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks
Brittney, also known as, the girl who turns into a stripper drunk
Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks
And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you’re being the needy girl drunk."