I love friends who don’t get overly sensitive. I’m not the blubbery pms-y type so I don’t really see a point in getting worked up about little things. My friend today was biting into a delicious nectarine, and I just fucking chucked it across the field and laughed my ass off. And instead of getting pissed at me, she laughed, and threw that half eaten fruit right in my stomach and I keeled over. We have a lovely friendship. And I deserve the huge ass bruise on my stomach.